Good Humor

A 1^st grade teacher had her students complete the following sayings:

Saying	1st Grader’s Response
It’s always darkest before . . .	Daylight Saving Time.
Never underestimate the power of . . .	termites.
Don’t bite the hand that . . .	looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a	Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new . . .	math.
An idle mind is . . .	the best way to relax.
Where there’s smoke there’s . . .	pollution.
A penny saved is . . .	not much.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and . . .	you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not . . .	spanked or grounded.
If at first you don’t succeed . . .	get new batteries.
When the blind lead the blind	get out of the way.
A bird in the hand	is going to poop on you.